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Eine kleine nachtmusings.

I can’t believe it’s not

I can’t believe it’s not

2 weeks ago with 8 notes
#butter 

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1 month ago
#newsonomics 

To feel good about Dollywood is to feel better about America 

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1 month ago with 2 notes
#Pigeon Forge #dollywood #Dolly Parton #read this because sam worley wrote it 
me too

me too

(Source: pheasants6, via reblololo)

3 months ago with 364 notes
#copa do mundo 

On the great Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel

"Cavanaugh realized that the intense heat of the transit that had so beleaguered mail service would actually work to his advantage in a burrito tunnel. The burritos could be stored frozen on the Western end and arrive fully heated through in New Jersey. Furthermore, advances in electrical engineering meant that containers would no longer have to be propelled by compressed gas. The burritos already came conveniently wrapped in aluminum foil - it would be trivial to accelerate them with powerful magnets.”

3 months ago
#burrito tunnel #El Farolito #things that could make New York slightly better 
Say what you will about the Mayor (and many people do! We talked about his critics in this interview) but you have to admit he knows how to get a suit cut.
Photo by the formidable Isaac Aronjilla

Say what you will about the Mayor (and many people do! We talked about his critics in this interview) but you have to admit he knows how to get a suit cut.

Photo by the formidable Isaac Aronjilla

4 months ago
#eric garcetti #interview #you've gotta think that's bespoke 
Why is there a big gender gap in L.A. government and what’s being done to fix it? Talk to my first cover story for the L.A. Register, laaaadieeeeez.

Why is there a big gender gap in L.A. government and what’s being done to fix it? Talk to my first cover story for the L.A. Register, laaaadieeeeez.

4 months ago with 1 note
#women #inequality #gender gap #ladiez 
for $200 [weblink; via]

for $200 [weblink; via]

5 months ago
#asherkleindotcom 
chag sameach!

chag sameach!

(Source: beyonceder)

5 months ago with 120 notes

COMPUTER BUG #1: Dude, I’m trying to hack this girl’s Pinterest account to steal her recipe for spicy cheddar cornbread and get this—her password is Heartbleed.

COMPUTER BUG #2: Whoa. Twist. Let’s leave her out of this.

COMPUTER BUG #1: Def.

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5 months ago
#heartbleed #plot twist