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Grab some refreshments and have a seat; hopefully this won’t take too long.

me too

me too

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1 month ago with 360 notes
#copa do mundo 

On the great Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel

"Cavanaugh realized that the intense heat of the transit that had so beleaguered mail service would actually work to his advantage in a burrito tunnel. The burritos could be stored frozen on the Western end and arrive fully heated through in New Jersey. Furthermore, advances in electrical engineering meant that containers would no longer have to be propelled by compressed gas. The burritos already came conveniently wrapped in aluminum foil - it would be trivial to accelerate them with powerful magnets.”

1 month ago
#burrito tunnel #El Farolito #things that could make New York slightly better 
Say what you will about the Mayor (and many people do! We talked about his critics in this interview) but you have to admit he knows how to get a suit cut.
Photo by the formidable Isaac Aronjilla

Say what you will about the Mayor (and many people do! We talked about his critics in this interview) but you have to admit he knows how to get a suit cut.

Photo by the formidable Isaac Aronjilla

2 months ago
#eric garcetti #interview #you've gotta think that's bespoke 
Why is there a big gender gap in L.A. government and what’s being done to fix it? Talk to my first cover story for the L.A. Register, laaaadieeeeez.

Why is there a big gender gap in L.A. government and what’s being done to fix it? Talk to my first cover story for the L.A. Register, laaaadieeeeez.

2 months ago with 1 note
#women #inequality #gender gap #ladiez 
for $200 [weblink; via]

for $200 [weblink; via]

3 months ago
#asherkleindotcom 
chag sameach!

chag sameach!

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3 months ago with 120 notes

COMPUTER BUG #1: Dude, I’m trying to hack this girl’s Pinterest account to steal her recipe for spicy cheddar cornbread and get this—her password is Heartbleed.

COMPUTER BUG #2: Whoa. Twist. Let’s leave her out of this.

COMPUTER BUG #1: Def.

via

3 months ago
#heartbleed #plot twist 

FAQ for curious LA reporters

Hi. Who are you?

I’m part of the new politics team for the LA Register, focusing on tktktk

What do you think you’re doing at City Hall?

Hopefully more than Rob Ford could manage yesterday.

Where are you from?

New Yawk, by way of Chicago. 

What have you written?

I was integral in covering a big pig scandal in Seal Beach you might have heard of. Actually there’s a lot on ocregister.com. I especially enjoy long days on the ocean recovering fishing nets and talking shop with Harvey Levin. 

What do you want to write about LA?

Nice try.

What are your hopes and dreams?

Getting sent to cover the World Cup, finding and exporting LA’s greatest taco, joining the Order of the Occult Hand. (Not necessarily in that order.)

I have more questions!

aklein@ocregister.com

4 months ago
#bio 

Roger Ebert tells the one about his friend, the very caring Rockefeller. via the Bleader

6 months ago
#blow jobs for everyone! 

put this in your museum and smoke it

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6 months ago with 149 notes
#mirror image