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1 week ago
COMPUTER BUG #1: Dude, I’m trying to hack this girl’s Pinterest account to steal her recipe for spicy cheddar cornbread and get this—her password is Heartbleed.
COMPUTER BUG #2: Whoa. Twist. Let’s leave her out of this.
COMPUTER BUG #1: Def.
Hi. Who are you?
I’m part of the new politics team for the LA Register, focusing on tktktk.
What do you think you’re doing at City Hall?
Hopefully more than Rob Ford could manage yesterday.
Where are you from?
New Yawk, by way of Chicago.
What have you written?
I was integral in covering a big pig scandal in Seal Beach you might have heard of. Actually there’s a lot on ocregister.com. I especially enjoy long days on the ocean recovering fishing nets and talking shop with Harvey Levin.
What do you want to write about LA?
What are your hopes and dreams?
Getting sent to cover the World Cup, finding and exporting LA’s greatest taco, joining the Order of the Occult Hand. (Not necessarily in that order.)
I have more questions!
firstname.lastname@example.org month ago
"Ayo whattup…you now back in the presence of the one n only grand imperial Hands Of Zeus aka the illustrious Thor Molecules aka the mighty Cocaine Biceps…otherwise known as Shampoo Bracelets the panty melter…also known as the one n only Galaxy Knuckles or Broccoli Bundles the almighty… Yall might also kno me as ya boy Big Ghostaka Volcano Hands the inventor of slaps… Otherwise you might kno me as Phantom Raviolis or the grand immaculate Spartacus Deluxe. I kno what yall prolly thinkin…THIS N**GA DONE CAME UP…HE HOLLYWOOD…LOOK AT ALL THIS EXTRAVAGANTISM B…OH MY GAWD. I feel you my n**ga….I sense theres animosity n whatever whatever. I done started from the bottom n now Im here…straight up n down. I aint ashamed bout none of that. Im gettin this cake n Imma still be givin yall the raw uncut while I enjoy this luxurious splendor. Jus lemme flourish tho. Anyways yo….we aint here for all that so the gawd gon cut the introductions short so we can get this shit on n pippin.”7 months ago